To Lieutenant Mr. Tibbs

We'll file a complaint about Mr. Van Damme to the Las Vegas Police or proper authority about Van Damme's Death. Somebody gave our teacher a 32 automatic. I could carry a BB pistol. Those guys at karate tournaments are crazy. Rick Schroder's father died in a boxing match. Ask Bonnie and Clyde. They were shot up somethin terrible. Hey You!! Come 'ere. We could mello out. There ain't nothin wrong with havin' fun. Remember Scull Dugery. You wanna leave them alone. They're special monkeys. Mr. Van Damme wasn't stupid. My President says you can share.

There are Certain Spirits We Shouldn't Mess With

Remember Lovely but Deadly. My Sister's name is TNT Jackson. DON'T WORRY ABOUT MY TEETH!! They got knocked out by the street fighter. Sonny Chiba had them in his hand.
You had a chance to have children, but you blew it! I'm a blue belt just like you are. Why did he die? I don't know? He just gave up. I'm a private investigator. You do your own private investigating, I'll do mine. You tried to do it like a cowgirl.
Maybe you'll learn somethin.

What We Know Is Secret

My spaceship crashed into the Forbidden Zone. The door opened automatically and we all climbed out, except the stewardess. She either died or lived. If I had a needle I could’ve turned her around. She had to be left behind or we’d be stuck. Captain’s decision. We followed scarecrows on the water- it was a scarecrow or an ape… or a human. We were left on the planet, and a lady with black hair danced for us. Most of this stuff I have to deny. I do have a secret, but I can’t tell you everything. They’ll come after you. That’s the way they are. Some of them don’t want their secrets looked up.

The Refrigerator

Chuck Norris took me out somewhere and left me- I almost froze to death. I took the name ‘Refrigerator’ because I’m a football expert. I played soccer in the streets... We used to play kickball everyday, me and my classmates. They taught us how to dissect frogs too. Other people dissected pigs. I don’t know why they did that. All I know is science. I can tell you things that will blow your mind (laughs). I’m from a different time zone.

I'm called the Street Fighter

I met Billy Jack Haynes , he used to work here. We were after a guy named Cocky, cause he had our families killed. They shocked Emily, I heard it with my bionic ears. I will attack a person, but it's more like self defense. I'm the attacker, Mildred Schwab's son is more of the defensive guy. I went to his his office, he's with the FBI. I'm a CIA operative, they gave me the named Gator Mckusky. This is Master Pullium, Rickie told me everything. They told 3 presidents. The devil chased them through graveyard, toward the equonox. They all blew up in the graveyard. I'm still a baby in the 1930's. I shot somebody for no reason. I didn't know if he was trespassing or what. You already executed me one time. ONE TIME IS ENUFF! I work for Stuart Mill or Macgyver, they'll give you a good job.

My names are Tiger and Elephant

I'ma show you somethin. Qua Chi King or Kung Fu. Somebody threw a spear at the royal nephew and a captain slapped Master Po. We're missing Master Po. We taught Hitler and how to fight with numbchucks. I'm gone! Yes I am! Touch my body and see. I fought Chan in an open field, kicked over two food carts. Who is sister street fighter. That's her, after all these years. Did you go to the hospital? Are you scared of those machines? Did you ride through the red one? Have you ever rode the scrambler? Remember that lady that fell outta the roller coaster and cracker her head open. I died one time, I came back. There's more.....

We should each have our own style and code. David Carradine gave us a secret suit, but he burnt it. That's OK though. Our teacher didn't teach enough. You practice till you perfect it. Our teacher has to study in bed till he gets better. You can heal yourself if you have that kinda knowledge. Each school has it's own meditation. We lost the fight. If Papa Bird had taught us somethin, we'd know somethin. If you can't heal it with meditation, go to your favorite restaurant and get a pot of tea. NOT SO EARLY IN THE MORNING MAN. Chinese mechanic or Chinese mac.