Tuesday, December 20, 2011


"I'm Santa-Claus! They celebrate Christmas where I come from. They have Christmas parties... my family. We eat cupcakes, candy, peanuts, walnuts, chestnuts... I used to drink beer, but it depends on the beer. Now I drink daiquiris. My favorite is the red daiquiri. Hey Big Frank!!?? Mayonnaise, mustard and pickles! Christmas is religious. Celebrating Jesus Christ. I guess he celebrates Christmas too. I don't know everything he does. On Star Trek they threw stones at a woman and He saved her. That's a bad way to go. The worst way would be to get shot like John Wayne. I like to eat. I like Christmas, New Years... whatever. Hey Big Frank!? A ruben sandwich!? (He's a hot dog vendor)."