Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The Holy Land

I been there already... Bangladesh! Sheri O'Brian!? You been to Bangladesh? They know some mean Martial Arts there! My Grandfather, Reverend Craig, is a teacher there. I grew a beard to fit in. Worked as a sculptor. Clay. Sculpting heads. Ron Ely. Doc Savage. Ron Ely disappeared though.

After Bangladesh I went to Israel.... Saw the Holy Land. It was alright as long as you know what you wanna do. Everyone has an equal opportunity. If you eat the "real" apple, you WILL get into trouble. I was in Rome and they treated me pretty bad... They bullwhipped me... so I turned the pillars over on them. My Mom is Kung Fu Mamma! POW! POW! POW!