Sgt. Tagat came to my rescue when me and Eddy Murphy shot the place up. The place was a warehouse and it had all kinds of stuff in it. I pole vaulted over it! We put together a team and traveled the world. We saved a lady in Shang Hai.
If I told you the true story they'd electrocute me. I was put in prision in the king's court and I'm still there! I'm still in that cell, but I come here for visitation.
Now I'm a real estate agent. Houses... but it depends on what kind. These houses are expensive. I got me a job making sandwhiches for $3 and hour! Depends on what kind of house you want. There are all kinds, but my favorite kind is a Shao Lin Temple. Practice. 36 Chambers of Death! Kung Fu! We eat vegetables...
I work on cars. I went to American State Karate School. I think it's called Combative Arts now. I'm kinda like a baby in a spaceship to earth. I'm from Asgard. I can change into Thor, the thunder god. I make it rain on the rice paddy fields. I could teach you. I'm gonna teach you what I know, to pass it off. But I can't teach you everything. Chuck Norris watches me like a hawk. That's my nickname, Hawk.